This will have to do.

I’m sorry, did you just say that a sniper rifle tends to kill people with one shot as the reason it should kill you with one shot? You know what else tends to kill people pretty right off? A pistol shot. Or a rifle shot. Bullets are really good at killing people. A sniper rifle shot to the hand? Won’t kill you. A…

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And you’ve won today’s round of “Unintentionally Get the Joke”!

It’s all true! We would have to raise the prices of goods like the “Big Mac” by over 4%! I’m not going to live in an America where I have to pay an additional $0.17 for a shitty hamburger just so that a bunch of poors can earn a living wage!

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Umm chief? Maybe learn a real sport like football and be a real man? mic drop. next.

If you are dressed in a nice suit you shouldn’t be carrying change around like a peasant!

• The Quit button is now available at any given time when in the End of Round

Awesome! I get tired of spamming REQUEST ORDER all the time.

One of the most annoying things as a medic are people who don’t have the patience to wait a few seconds to get revived and skip to the spawn menu immediatly. It’s infuriating when you risk your life to help a fallen comrade and he’s skipping!

Good ole Nintendo, they never learned after releasing the Nintendo Cuck in 1994...

I’m surprised Kotaku followers, not a single drawing meme ? :D

While I agree with setting boundaries, I disagree with your overall premise. Work culture in America is a disease. You cannot typically set reasonable boundaries that enable some semblance of time off because for many, many employers, if you don’t fit in to the work, work, work IN the office culture, you’re done.

Investors are confused!

But let’s keep adding thousands of additional users when the first load of players was already too much to handle... #cashgrab

1. The firefly light show in the Great Smoky mountains
2. Bison roundup at Custer State Park in South Dakota
3. Great Wildebeest migration in Tanzania and Kenya
4. North Padre Island sea turtle release in Corpus Christi, TX
5. Hawk migration in New Jersey
6. Alnwick Castle in England
7. West Highland Railway’s Jacobite…

Please note that some people in Japan finds your whitewashing statements hilarious and would likely be using Japanese actors to recreate any Western media.

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