Very obviously his caribouty.

Chop this, mutherfucker!

I’ve worked for companies that were big into work-life balance — for folks with families, with the single people always getting the shaft — expected to work late to cover the person leaving early to pick up their kids, reschedule vacation to accommodate someone’s kid’s camp schedule, being expected to work holidays,…

You sound awful

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

I’ld vote Gilbert Gottfried

You could say their residence there is evil.