My eyes, they roll.

This one was great:

If you were to assign Nissan with an accolade

“I’ve been waiting to plant this baggie in someone’s car all night!”

Not just tasteless; most of the other senses went missing too.

In both cases, you’re just taking a little off the top.

Damn, that is one hell of a lot of dogwhistles you’ve got there!

I’m 100% for prison reform- or, better yet, abolition- but how about we start that process with the people it’s disproportionately harmed rather than a privileged white dude?

“Bronco Raptor” sounds ridiculous. I can’t wait to see the logo that incorporates these two, wholly dissimilar beasts.

And yet the article devoted two separate quote blocks to it, as though it was a significant detail, which, as both of us are saying, it is not.

MacCarthy and her daughter were the last passengers to board the plane, and MacCarthy was “demanding” she sit next to her daughter. ... Not wanting to be separated, MacCarthy asked flight attendants if she could be seated next to her daughter. But they “said no,” MacCarthy wrote.

They don’t call us the flyover states for no reason!

The Sequined Glove of Courage

It feels like every screenshot I see from Eternals (such as the one above) is composed entirely of shades of brown. Seems like a weird choice for a comic-book movie.

Scott, who was onstage when all of this happened and reportedly made a few attempts to stop the show when it looked like things were getting out of hand (though he did not fully stop it)

Of course Stewart finds her unknowable. She was all of seven years old when Diana died, so she has to work off second-hand sources and a quarter-century of posthumous hagiography.

I once took a connecting flight on a prop plane from Phoenix to Flagstaff. I sat down, looked out the window to see my legs exactly in line with the starboard wing propeller, and could not help but envision What Would Happen If.

Shiny! More like Bling a Trailer, amirite??!?

Negligent homicide is, in fact, a crime.

Gawker (and Deadspin) have an axe to grind with Portnoy, and are no better.