HighAndTight
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12:15 PM
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The incompetence of British generalship in World War I was just *shocking*. They just flung their boys against barbed wire for four years because they literally could not think of anything else. Read more

11:57 AM
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In my headcanon, National Treasure and Book of Secrets are set seventy years earlier and their titles are preceded byIndiana Jones and the’.

1/17/20
2:51 AM
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The return to the cantina is another example: either you don’t get the reference and it works as a sleepy tavern on its own, or you do get the reference, and the emptiness and presence of a droid bartender tells- in an instant- a whole story about Mos Eisley’s fall from grace as a post-boom boomtown, without dragging Read more

1/17/20
2:24 AM
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unleashes the greatest evil on the galaxy in 30 years and says ‘meh, i quit, screw you all’ Read more

1/15/20
2:10 PM
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It’s not a mind-blowingly great film, but the only real problem with Solo was the need it felt to devote such a huge percentage of its runtime ham-handedly explaining each and every shot of Harrison Ford in the OT. Read more

1/13/20
12:51 PM
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The first 1.5 seasons are indeed pretty muddled, to the point that I (who thoroughly enjoyed the books) was pretty dialed out and nearly ready to give up on it, but about halfway through S2, the showrunners figured their shit out, put the pedal to the floor, and just never let up. Read more

1/13/20
12:38 PM
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I wouldn’t have voted for Booker (in the primary; if he were the Democratic nominee I absolutely would have voted for him), but I’m disappointed that he hasn’t attracted more support. Read more

1/13/20
10:10 AM
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I think that’s intentional; it creates scarcity for different cars in different areas.

1/13/20
2:15 AM
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The Emperor’s Royal Guards in Return of the Jedi were too sleek to be these*, and Snoke’s Praetorian Guards from The Last Jedi were all different-looking, whereas all of these Lexuses appear identical.

1/12/20
11:48 PM
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Music licensing issues guarantee that The Drew Carey Show will never, ever see the light of day. :-(

1/12/20
2:16 AM
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When I was two or so, my mom brought up the idea of having another kid. As she chucklingly tells the story, my dad looked pained and kind of whimpered “two more years of dirty diapers? Read more

1/12/20
1:49 AM
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I hate my banket, Daddy!” /throw I hate my tedbear, Daddy!!” /throw

1/11/20
11:49 AM
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I should note that, of course, I am being hyperbolic in my “all of it.” There are other good (some of the cinematography is lovely) or even great (John Williams, obvs) aspects to the prequels. Just not enough to bring them withing shouting distance of watchable.