My heart says yes but my brain, alas, looks at all those unresolved issues and says oh hell no.

It’s one of those things where its really easy to go “lol boomers,” but

you don’t hire a director to direct episode 17 of a TV series if they aren’t going to give a shit about what happened in the previous 16 episodes. Like sorry, but they’re telling a story, and they want you to keep telling the story.

John Carter was hella good, though. It only flopped because of the marketing.

“What a non-story!” is also an effective summation of Episode IX in general.

last summer’s massive multi-hero pile-up Infinity War

I’m picturing the executives thinking “wait, they went to all that effort and locked me in a damn cell to read this?” by about page 20.

I put in a shit-ton of effort to turn an anodyne SUV into an anodyne pickup! Nineteen thousand dollars for this 2007 Jeep Grand Cherokee With Fewer Seats, plz!

Handgun went off in the glove compartment?

Cops actually care fractionally more when its just one person harassing another.

not in mint condition, but

If it was IN Waller County, I think it would have crossed the line, though.

The Massachusetts Attorney General is looking to use Subaru’s move as evidence

So you scroll to the side and see two and a half minutes of... smoke? Spoooooky scary smoke to the DARK ONE’s side, and the smoke of truth, justice and the American w- er, a better tomorrow, that is- on the GOOD GUYS’ side, with occasional smoky faces (that are also on the regular screen) appearing for a couple…

And also look past the muddled CGI mush that it ended with.

LOL if i’m spending a tenth of a dang million dollars on a single car, I’m not buying fucking used. And I’m certainly not forking it over to this guy.

but part of the appeal to retirees seems to be they can hit the road for a month or more.

LOL no. You have to buy both? C’mon. Like, why would this appeal to anyone? If you absolutely have to do the turtle thing and haul a whole house with you, which you should not, why spend that much on a 22yo much-too-large vehicle and a 13yo much-too-small vehicle when you could get a sweet customized camper van for…

In Ohio, the curse arrives in the form of skyline chili.