Actually, it’s all Ohio.

Melancholy has always nipped at the edge of his comedies, thwarting detractors’ attempts to reduce his work to some empty, precious, ever-expanding dollhouse of strictly cosmetic concerns. That we’re seeing the final issue of this titular publication is no accident. It speaks to the inherently eulogistic nature of the…

It’s a macho battle flick with Jason Bourne and Kylo Ren and Batman and swords and armor and mud and it’s also a Rashomon-style investigation of a seven-hundred-year-old rape trial and also it doesn’t listen to the woman until the final third and also it’s filmed in that miserable, washed-out, essentially-monochrome…

Right, Israel hasn’t jailed and tortured peace activists. Sure, Jan. And they’d never intentionally hit civilians, oh no, not them!

I’d ask him if he’s ever stopped reading a book he wasn’t enjoying, as “I didn’t care for the plot and/or found the main character unlikeable” is more of a 1:1 of the issue at hand here, but... I doubt reading is really this dude’s jam.

Can’t wait until they’re down to the C-suite guys muttering to themselves “okay, okay, you got this, it’s ‘righty-tighty, lefty-loosey... you can do this....’”

And the site says “c’mon sharea Franklin; people may still get in.”
So I put my hundred dollars down and I logged in to ask him when.
He said “you look like a fine outstanding young mark I think you’ll do.”
Then he took another hundred off me and said “No, not 2022.”

Remember like, two days ago, when a shit-ton of clearly cishet white dudes (who obviously consider having watched The Chappelle Show a decade ago to be the equivalent of having a “One Black Friend” card to play and are still posting Tyrone Biggums gifs to this day) weighed in to say, “no, it’s cool, I helped…

Everything about this murdered-out, obnoxiously-loud-as-a-selling-point car screams ‘asshole.’ Would not do business with the seller regardless of the quality of the deal offered.

and decided to mask his dollars and cents decision as “artistic integrity.”

It even looks sad.

I mean, he’s been nicknamed Chucky- dolls sold and everything- for like a quarter century now. Ain’t exactly a new line.

Well, presumably resigning with six years to go means he left sixty of that hundred on the table.

“Three hours west of Detroit” is a weird way of describing a city all the way on the other side of the state. Why not “two hours east of Chicago”? Or just, y’know, “southwest Michigan”?

Here’s basically the very first thing the DA said about this case:

wHy ArEn’T yOu BeInG eVeN-hAnDeD wItH tHe BiGoT???/?

“I’m Team TERF” is definitely hate speech.

“He makes us a brick shit-ton of money, and what are a few murdered trans people compared to that?”

Considering that all of these have been stuck for “at least two years,” and all signs point to the pandemic starting in Wuhan around mid-November 2019, which is LESS than two years ago, I’mma say COVID is certainly NOT the case with even a single one of these.