That Trump is significantly more stupid than Dubya isn’t a matter of opinion.

then we were given free reign to head back to the hotel along whatever route we wanted.

Latine instead of Latinx, eh? I like it.

But not a Reliant, that’s cruel.

I know we’re all fetishizing the aesthetic mistakes of the 80s these days, but goddamn that is one ugly-ass car.

a magazine better known for its lecherous founder and nude centerfolds than its politics and culture writing.

Fox In Socks 2:
Our Game Is Done Sir

Bear with me a moment, I’m workshopping Facebook taglines:

Ey! This-a guy’s got-a Deledda foot!

My first thought was of the Terrible Trivium from Phantom Tollbooth.

it would have been totally within reason to think, “Oh man, I bet she actually does that Mariah Carey song justice.” And while Clarkson likely could go toe-to-toe with Carey in performing her 1994 classic

That’ll go great with their World’s Largest Tacky Gold Castle, Mar-A-Lago.

A quarter-million lives so far, final offer.

However, there are no mass market schnitzel joints

A close look at these pictures makes it appear that the missiles on the sides and the gun turret on the hood were added after the magazine photo session.

Die mad about it, bigot.

Yeah, pretty rude of the author to dunk on Trump supporters (like definitely not yourself, no no) feeling sad about their candidate being firmly rejected, considering how they’ve spent the past decade treating the people and planet around them with such kindness and compassion.

I’d imagine the reboot of Bottoms Up would have been less dark and gritty than bleached and oiled.

dualists