Dublin was well-nigh incomprehensible to drive as a visitor. Like, every street changes names every couple blocks! It’s madness.

Should probably mention that Stallone also WROTE the original Rocky.

Does it also come with a sunroof Cadillac and a color TV / so I can see / the Knicks play basketball?

No, Muphry’s. Click the link.

I was just having a li’l fun with Muphry’s Law.

you could leave a pet in a car in the summer for a 10-minute hop into a store if you could lock the car and still keep it idling with the A/C on

Why does this sentence look wrong, is that comma right? Educate me someone.

Ye gods, how many post-mortems of the goddamn Fyre Festival does the world need?

You’re literally on the internet, reading an internet column about an article from the internet’s encyclopedia, with links to the very topic in question, and you STILL couldn’t be bothered to check your facts before parachuting in with an Um Actually?

He tweeted about how Twitter shut down tweeting, eh?

Antisemites of a feather...

EDIT: We also need to stop asking celebrities questions about topics they’ve made their statement blatantly clear on.

Traditionally, one’s genetics IS determined a bit prior to one’s job.

He acts like he’s personally been wronged and oppressed by the industry...

Sick burn, Nance. For those of us who don’t carry around tiny printed copies of the constitution,

You’re not wrong, but thirty minutes east of St. Louis would be Illinois, not Missouri.

FWIW, that painting is of an uprising that happened forty years after the storming of the Bastille.

stop politicizing everything