Brad Pitt’s own PR team have acknowledged that his behavior was sub-par (drunk, yelling at the family, “made contact” with one of his children). As someone with a PR background, trust me, there is NO WAY they would voluntarily acknowledge that unless that’s the BEST possible version of what happened. My take is that…

It feels patently ridiculous to suggest that a person drop something they supposedly weren’t holding in the first place and then to use their inattention to that command as a reason to open fire

I only care about keeping out Mexicans, making America great again, and rounding up all the Muslims and putting them in the hole from Silence of the lambs. I also love guns. And think women are dirty- whore -bare footed bitches.

Carpool Karaoke, the segment on James Corden’s Late Late Show, is a conceit that’s generally annoyed me, seemingly tailored to show off Corden’s singing skills among bigger stars like the type of person at actual karaoke who will do a Celine Dion ballad at 3 am and insists you stay silent for the duration.

I actually do remember Friends With Benefits, because I was impressed with how the movie handled the dementia of Justin Timberlake’s [character’s] father. The scene where he takes off his slacks and sits at the table to eat with his dad gave me so many feels.

This actually makes me feel bad for Melania. No way she was actually aware of this. Donald probably gave her the speech in its entirety. And now we all get to literally compare her with Michelle, one of the best First Ladies in history.

I liked it too. Can you imagine if Jezebel decided to publish our own emails to friends? Very few of us would find them media-worthy.

I know just the other day I said to my husband,Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspiritus, “why, Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspirituswho is totally my husband there are people who do not believe that our love is real. I think that you, Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspiritus, my serious and sincere and not fantasy…

I think this is kind of mean spirited. So what if they were writing for a presumed audience. (Isn’t that what you do? Put what you feel is your best literary face forward?)

Personally, I’m glad that she did this. It was rather unprecedented for her to remark upon a presidential candidate, and regardless of how I feel about that shitstain Trump it just gave people even more ammunition. She has chosen to be the bigger person, and it’s yet another reason I adore her.

In their final moments on earth, these poor girls were fully aware that their own mother was going to blow them away just to spite their father. On his birthday.

This makes me sooooo happy. I am a 46 year old suburban white father of four who’s very happy with life. But my daughter watches this shitbag show, and, Goddamn, I hate this woman.

Do you think it took one or two assistants to artfully pile those rocks?

How selfless and incredible of this woman to share such a painful, heartbreaking yet insightful story. So much love going out to her.

Of course that’s the best reply you can come up with to a cogent, detailed argument that challenges the narrative you’ve been spoon fed. You are a perfect example of the intellectual bankruptcy and, frankly, immaturity of today’s willfully-ignorant “conservatives.”

It really was devious of her to build that time machine and start mentioning in news articles beginning in 1994 that she loved hot sauce. Truly remarkable long con there.

I have health insurance now. My father (who has a preexisting condition) has health insurance and it likely saved his life last year. My sister will be getting public service student loan forgiveness in a few years, erasing her college debt. My friends in the national guard and the Marine corps haven’t rotated into a…

I’ve been involved in gun control efforts since the Million Mom March, and I have no problem with the orange. The idea came from kids who wanted to do something about violence, and they picked orange because it’s the colors hunters wear so they won’t get shot. Basically, wearing orange = please don’t shoot me.

I guess I’m not sure what the article is trying to say. Does parenting suck a lot sometimes? Yeah. Can it suck even if you’re rich? I’m far from rich but I’m not poor either, so I’m gonna go out on a limb and say yeah it can still suck if you’re rich. I don’t think that the shows are trying to say anything in…

I’m so glad you responded again. After I wrote that response, I realized I knew your username and then I read your other response and I felt really stupid.