Bernie won the female vote as well. So what’s with the sexist assumption that Bernie voters are all male?

Co-signed.

Can we go with average-sized instead? All bodies are normal bodies, unless we’re perhaps talking about medical literature.

Fuck you forever, Jean Paul.

I’ve said it before but every time I see him interact with his daughters, every little in joke, cuddle, embarrassing Dad-ism, long suffering daughter eye roll, every time the pride and love he feels shines from his eyes and radiates from his grin I miss my father so much it’s like a gut punch. Lucky girls, lucky…

Can’t wait for Natasha Vargas-Cooper to not really bother research the story then do a snarky, irritating ‘expose’ where she softballs/fails to properly question a crucial witness.

Dude, FUCK BURT REYNOLDS. And fuck anyone who thinks being around/being nice to shitty toxic ‘family’ members is mandatory simply because they are ‘family’.

OMG, bearded red-shirt guy with the baffled blinking. <3

Gross. I grew up with live in nannies. They were all 18-21 and cute. My father managed not to fuck them because he wasn’t a piece of human garbage, and his lifetime commitment to my mother meant something to him. I honestly don’t recall him even looking at them inappropriately. He treated them professionally, and…

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.

Whatever is revealed in the world today, it will do nothing to belly the excitement and sheer joy I feel to know that the f#cking Jillian Michaels article is no longer plaguing my reading list!!!

I used to comment regularly on Jezebel for years (under a different name) and stopped because of the feeling the author describes when someone she assumed would be an ally made her feel unwelcome.

Yikes. Fuck, it’s HARD being a woman. Thank GOD she made me an (inferior) man. I took my baby to a corporate event that I was hosting. She was maybe 3 months, and I had been out on FML much to the chagrin of my dick boss, and I had her wrapped in one of those baby bjorn things the whole night glued to my chest. It was…

“While I do not agree with each complaint that was made [some of you are liars], it is clear that my behavior was unwelcomed by some women [while others surely liked it]. I take full responsibility and hold myself accountable for my actions [symbolically, for the duration of this sentence, since no one will hold me…

OK so now we know how to solve mass murder. Women*, just date these losers! Marry them if you have to! You’re our only hope!

Ms. Holmes and Mr. Foxx

“[Bernie] might be the easiest [target] because he’s somebody who’s dealing with the people more directly than a Jeb Bush or a Hillary Clinton.”

sorry, that’s fucking hysterical and baller of mom.

...and here’s how they met.

I was born in 1989 just like Taylor (I’M LIKE HER QUEER MIXED RACE TWIN, OMG) but I just want to state that each of her albums took about two years to make, and so the timeline for her age and the songs she wrote goes like this: