A truly classic blunder.

Yes, I am sure that you know more about film editing than an award-winning director.

Am I supposed to be snarky about this because I can’t imagine why I should be. It seems like they’ve pulled off an amicable divorce and are focused on making sure their kids see their parents “together” and not acting like angry children. I have no problem with anything she’s saying. Good for her for being able to…

Yeah. I mean, I’m happy anytime people appreciate her, but the ones who have to make that little self-congratulatory caveat first about how they can now bestow thier precious acceptance upon her because she sometimes wears day clothes just turn my stomach. Like they’re so smart for being able to differentiate between…

Gov. Haley’s statement on Facebook:

So glad they caught the fucker alive. I want to hear why and most importantly I want the “lone wolf”/ “lone gunman”/ “mentally ill” crowd to go to the nearest sky scraper, hold hands and jump off.

Can you even IMAGINE how jealous Titus is?

Obviously a woman making a video is silly, but Nabokov writing about fucking a teenager is ART.

I find it strange and alarming that so many people who might approach a fairly inscrutable piece of literature with a sense of inquisitiveness—willing to analyze it and think critically about it and explore the possible meanings—are dismissing this art piece out of hand as silly, worthless, stupid, self-promotion,…

I honestly want Warren to stay in the Senate because she has been making a difference. I want her to get the opportunity to make a bigger one and show people what a passionate progressive stateswoman can really do for a cause. Then she can run for president and wipe the floor with everyone.

He can Slytherin me any time.

I know that people who didn’t grow up around gangs may not fully understand this, but this is huge. There are parts of big cities where people haven’t left their street in years for fear of being shot by a rival gang. These guys are now walking down the streets together, arm in arm, for peace.
I called bullshit on the…

An orchestrated campaign? What’s next, paid speechwriters?!

Cool Pope was just afraid they were going to break out the

Holy shit, you solved poverty! If I just buy the $2.50 eggs instead of the $7 ones, everyone will have a nicer place to live!

I feel like at this point, Gwyneth could sacrifice a couple of people right in front of me and I would still like her. I cannot explain it. I see that she bought some pretty dumb stuff, but I spent $7 on a dozen eggs last night because I was promised that those chickens get at least 125sq ft of outdoor space each, so…

Holy Shiznit! Berry Manilow is gay! WHAAAAAAAT!?

I guess you could say they...man-eloped.