My baby is way cuter.

ok, so: elsewhere on the Gawker family of web logs, I asked, "hey, would you ever have pizza at your wedding?"

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi's relationship might be on the rocks. [Radar]

would all the celebrities please stop fucking John Mayer

But...
there ain't no talkin to this man
he's been tryin to tell me so
it took awhile to understand
the beauty of just letting go
cuz it would take an acrobat,
I already tried all that.
I'm gonna let him fly

Agreed! My worst day for her would be a vacation compared to what she deals with

I also love how Scarborough uses "hip hop" and "gangster rap" interchangeably as a euphemism for "black people music."

Every day on the internet I trade a little innocence for knowledge.

Apparently not even to be paid fairly for doing work, according to you.

i.e. "So meyan that really faahkin sahks fah yoo bro"

presenting new Jocker

Fleek is sooo dramble. Like totally skerb. Just the other day I was just fnarging out at my jarbo, you know just blugging around and I thought to myself being on fleek is like the new glerble .

My life is fleek and I do fleek shit.

John Legend will no longer be performing at a post-Grammy party at the Beverly Hills Hotel after learning about the owner's anti women and LGBTQ policies. [Page Six]

I want to applaud Sports illustrated for having the courage to feature a young white woman with symmetrical features, the hip to waist ratio of the Venus de Milo, and pert breasts. Most humans look at this model and have to cover their eyes in horror. Only the Sports Illustrated editors could see past conventions of…

That. That makes me so angry. My brother is on the spectrum and I have had more joy in my life from knowing him than any other person, ever. His perspective on life is interesting and I feel he will do great things because he is able to think in extraordinary ways. It is such a varying spectrum. And we know very…