#PowderedWigs #SilkShoes #Cake #PoorsAreJustJealous

I’m not sure it’s meant to be taken literally this bit. Like the way Jonathan Swift didn’t actually intend for people to consume children, I don’t believe Tina here wants us to actually go out and just eat cake while 45 has a tea party with the KKK.

Isn’t this pretty much satire? I mean REAL satire, not the outrage as satire that certain...ahem... bloggers engage in on the regular. I mean “treat it like the opening weekend of a  movie with two thoughtful female leads” pretty much sealed it.

Jesus Christ this site is sour and humorless.

“You are literally the person in the photo.”

This has nothing to do with free speech. These assholes don’t have a right to a job at a company that doesn’t want to employee them because they’re now a liability. The right to employment is not enshrined in the constitution. They weren’t maced, tear gassed, or shot with rubber bullets at their protest. The…

Uh, Patton Oswalt is always going to mourn his wife. Falling in love with someone else and getting married doesn’t negate the love one has for their deceased spouse. His new wife doesn’t delete Michelle McNamara, and if she’s a half-decent person, she knows that. Mazel to him and Meredith and Alice, who seem very…

everyday necessities like casually shooting Hunter S. Thompson’s ashes out of a cannon for $3 million

They don’t want the truth, but thanks for saying it anyway. Do you see the other comments? ‘It’s not blackface, it’s performative blackness,’ Blackface is specific, and this doesn’t meet that specific standard.’ GTFOHWTB. These broads have spent and made all this money imitating the essence and nuances of blackness…

It’s all fine, I am pretty sure the woman who claimed the harassment is swimming in a pool full of gold coins because all women are liars who want to accuse sweet innocent men just for the money.

Jordan Horowitz is the real winner of last night’s Oscars.

“The Vice President-elect grabbed two tubs”

THIS WAS YOUR FUCKING CHOICE WHITE AMERICAN CHRISTIANITY

Depp spent in excess of $75 million to acquire, improve and furnish 14 residences, including ...a fully-functioning horse farm in Kentucky.

Masshole

I can see you

Good for Taylor Swift. For the last twentyfive years, people have been tearing down the very houses that gave Beverly Hills its unique character; those lovely pre-war houses and Spanish Colonial mansions. Along came a new wave -overwhelmingly of staggeringly rich Middle Eastern immigrants, long on cash and short on…

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

I hate this normalization crap. I hate hate hate hate hate it. ENOUGH. Why the FUCK is there even a special like this about this gross person and his family? His family which ISN’T EVEN GOING TO LIVE IN WASHINGTON.