Don't be silly, no you can't. There is no such thing as an objectively 'good' movie or performance. And, to clarify, I'm judging her on Munchausen, Liaisons, Cowgirls, Golden Bowl, Kill Bill, Henry & June, Gattaca, Tape, and any other movie I've seen her in.

I know I'm going to get flamed for this, and I certainly support your rights as ladies and gentlemen to get tingly in your downstairs parts at the thought of Benedict Cumberbatch, but I just can't get on board. I think he's very charming and all when I see him in interviews, but all I see when I look at him is the…

What more could she do right now today? How about releasing this statement (or something like it) instead of the horrific one that she actually released:

I had a similar response. Her choice of words did sound a bit dismissive, quite honestly, and although I still don't think it's anyone's business what she and her exes have worked out as far as mutually agreeable parenting arrangements, I can see why some people are reacting. Her words, taken at face value, do seem…

Thanks so much everyone!! I'm still finding all the places my work has been posted, and I'm proud to be featured here! :D

"Hey man, what the hell are you doing? Hey kids, stop cryin'. Santa is real as fuck." LOL. Love her.

I personally loved Jessica Williams calling out the "unique" spelling of Megyn Kelly's first name. Williams is an absolute treasure.

WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!

Cyrus begins to cry.

Thank you for the Michael Keaton love. Some of us have not forgotten his hotness.

I agree, it feels like selective slutshaming.

I think I experienced my first multiple orgasm during last night's ep. Which is amazing bc I didn't think men could. But...

Quinn walking in on Huck with his Killer Caboodles set..... :::faints:::

Zappos:

She can sing, always looks prepared, seems like a hard worker and does this cool "anti beauty" thing. I like her.

I feel you Terrence. That's just like the time that I shot down Jon Hamm and George Clooney in the same night. They'll probably tell you it didn't happen, but I can tell when a guy orders his security to remove the sexiest bitch in the bar because he can't trust himself around her. It's hard out there for a…

SHOCK AFTER SHOCK AFTER SHOCK.

So many Gaga haters. What a shame that nobody can just appreciate that she just said something kind about somebody else. Yeesh.

Meh, all this nudity is pretty fucking boring. I know what naked ladies look like. When I look at pop stars I want to see them in fabulous fucking outfits.