As much as this has become "viral," it's worth noting that it started with an old-fashioned investigative reporter at an old-fashioned print newspaper. Maybe the scumbags involved in this case were counting on that working in their favor.

Thanks for the Neil. Even though the line about the chair STILL aggravates me.

"2013's hottest album release party is for Bangerz! It's got twerking, doorknob pigtails, former Disney tweens on Molly, wrecking balls made from cronuts, monkeys trained to sign the lyrics of Achy Breaky Heart, and Mini-MileyZ."

Annie Lenox is not irrelevant. She's a legend in her own right.

Really? You're going to go the 'hot lesbian action' route?

It is was she said. She just said it obliquely, tactfully, & without anger. She framed it as a missive of advice & guidance to a mentee she believes may be heading down a potentially damaging path. So calling it patronizing & problematic in areas is fair. Calling it an irrelevant & craven publicity stunt is not.

If someone co-opted my art to create something that I considered an abomination of the principles which guided my art, I'd speak up too. Sinead shaved her head to subvert the expectation that she'd sell herself sexually as a female artist only to, twenty years later, watch someone who claims to be inspired by her…

Slut shaming? There's a difference between "Don't act sexual or you're a slut" and "You're being used by a giant corporate machine to make money off of your sexuality". Maybe we could save "slut shaming" for the former and call the latter "good advice".

Pats fan here, and LOVING that Eli gif. Thank you. Haaaahaa!

Last day? Now I'm sad. Good luck, Anna.

It didn't start on "Breaking Bad".

So many.

i never want this ride to end.

Yeah! And then carnivals! I don't like carnivals! And laughter! And while we're at it, puppies aren't really all that great!

Those pancakes must be off the hook!

Does that mean that you guys are going to ease up on those of us who still go to Mass because our mom's make us so that she'll make Pancakes when we get home?

Jezebel has a recurring theme of joking about Jen in this manner, because they're mocking the tabloids. Everybody (here) knows Jen is a sexy badass who drinks margaritas in Mexico and has bitchin' dinner parties.