That wasn't "back in the old days" that just means you were a better behaved kid than some others.

That's cool that you were nice. I was nice as a teenager too. But my brother as a teenage was sullen and constantly disobeyed and yelled at everyone. And guess what? We had the same parents! It happens.

Are you joking? The main reason she had to do that is that he was a fucking loaf of bread sitting there doing nothing but getting moldy.

It's not just Jez. It's EVERY SINGLE SITE ON THE INTERNET. Literally every single time a non-white woman is on a magazine cover there's internet gnashing ZOMG THEY LIGHTENED HER SKIN!!!!!!!!!!

FYI, photographing someone surrounded by color is going to look a shit ton different than photographing someone surrounded by white.

Uh no, it's only because phootshop didn't exist. If they had the means to do that shit in the 70s, they would have.

No one considers Kate Upton super skinny.

Because it's generally just annoying and reminds me of my father who smoked for 50 years and now can't talk for two minutes without hacking up a lung?

Tyra's is still one of the best magazine cover ever.

You put your feet up on other seats? You're an asshole.

Seriously? I never see bros stand up to let women take seats on full buses/subway cars. NEVER.

Well that is super stupid. But I do believe they SHOULD be banned in public, just like regular cigarettes. I see people puffing away on those things in fucking grocery stores or on the bus.

I guess I'm most like his character in Entourage, without the cocaine.

But, you do realize that most children actually DO smart smoking because they think it looks cool, right? And they can't always tell the different between real ones and electronic ones, right? And it's not just something made up by hysterical people, right? I hope so.

I'll just say that it's suspicious that no video of this event seems to exist, despite there being a giant swarm of paparazzi around....

Yep, and other crappy things. http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/84726999.html

But speaking of Michael B. Jordan, I wonder why Jez hasn't done an article about his disgusting "I'll sleep with you on a first date, but I'll respect you less after" comments. Or maybe they did and I missed it?

At least you said it before I went off on a rant about how no Latinos are anywhere in the awards race (except Cuaron maybe? but he's Spanish and therefore confusing).

Kerry Washington isn't a good actress though. She's the worst part of Scandal.

Let's also not deny that women's definitions of "hot" is completely different than men's. Like there are a fuck load of women who think Benedict Cumberbatch is drop dead gorgeous, even though objectively he looks like a lizard/alien/Splice creature.