Yes LOL. Especially Benicio. I mean, homeboy had a baby by Kimberly Stewart. Having sex with Lindsay is not that far off, tbh.

I'm pretty sure I saw this exact post on the WSJ comments section (albeit sans sarcasm), sandwiched between several BENGAHZI references and a long-winded rant somehow linking flight 370 to the U.S. Mint.

I know not all dudes (or even most dudes) are like this, but I have to say— when I read comments like the ones in this article it makes me scared of all of them for a bit. How can people be so awful? How can men who reference wanting to be intimate with someone expect that openness with women when they talk about us…

I'm beyond sick of hearing about how Lindsay Lohan is a troubled yet talented starlet.
The talent this girl had has long since been squandered. Much like Tonya Harding - it's obvious that you can actively destroy your own gifts by being a complete piece of shit. The last couple of movies she starred in were laughably…

She's also a songwriter who writes most of her own material— like the Rolling Stones, Bon Jovi, Fleetwood Mac, etc — which is where the big bucks in terms of royalties lie. Many of her same-age counterparts like Miley, Selena and Justin Beiber aren't songwriters.

I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT AND IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME YOU ARE TERRIBLE AND WRONG.

Don't worry, there's a 50-50 chance it'll just turn into another Beyoncé circlejerk instead.

And we wonder how MRAs get so delusional and misogynistic.

A lot of those neighborhoods were originally white. My Irish American grandmother grew up in Brooklyn as a pretty lower middle class daughter of two immigrants. Her family moved out in the crime waves in the last half of the century. I find it odd to claim an arbitrary start date for who "owns" a neighborhood and to…

Jihad me at hello.

You are absolutely asking far, far too much.

I'd like to know what efforts they made to help her get to these meetings, first of all.

Sometimes it IS a contest and as a prosecutor you are between a rock and a hard place. It is a job I did for 8 years, and I had to get material witness warrants on a few occasions. It was an absolute last resort. It is highly likely that a lot was done to procure this witness's presence, because a judge will not…

Alec Baldwin is less sad if you imagine Jack Donaghy saying the things that come out of his mouth.

"I won't be in tomorrow, Lemon, I'm being subpoenaed by the Gay Department of Justice."

It's like a sneeze, but in your pants.

Many libertarians support the right of private businesses to discriminate, and think that the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the ADA infringed on the rights of business owners.

You may choose from two of the following: a peach tree, an alligator, the Blue Ridge Mountains, a cotton gin, a tobacco leaf, or a bottle with "XXX" on it.

Not if we keep taking their license plates.

You can't be that naive, can you? Regular male and female Hollywood actors, models, musicians/artists along with pretty much everyone else in the entertainment industry are sexualized in real life every minute of every day... So of course porn actors will also be sexualized in real life, because it's their damn job…