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There's a pretty big different between being one voice in a movie, and being the NARRATOR of a documentary, no? Like others have said, maybe it'll make more sense in the finished product (which I will never see), but a narrator generally is involved in a whole film, no?

This Godzilla looks like of stupid. I preferred the look of the one in the Matthew Broderick movie. I don't know if that's considered sacrilegious or whatever (had no idea there were Godzilla fanboys), but it looked scarier.

Er seriously? Like, he does look super greasy. I had no idea that was associated with Jewishness? He just looks greasy. I find certain men of all races/ethnicities/colors just look greasy. And I'm pretty sure Jezebel has been mocking the whole Sexiest Man Alive shit for years.

Seriously? Where? I hate him cause he's skeevy as hell and has a terrible voice. I'm not sure what they has to do with his Jewishness (is that even what this is about?)

Totally feminist to let your husband rap on your album about a woman being abused. SO FEMINIST!

This is stupid. I hate it. If I ever meet someone who has done this I will instantly hate them as well.

All three you just mentioned are not surprising at all - IF TRUE. But Lindsay is a giant mess and compulsive liar, so no way any of this shit is true.

This isn't even a case of Puritanical Americans demanding justice since almost literally NO ONE EVEN GAVE A SHIT.

It depends on if you actually call this her "dramatic coming out." She's filmed quite a few dramatic movies in the past couple years, including one where she plays Bill Hader's twin, and The Diary of a Teenage Girl where she plays a terrible mother in the 1970s with awesome hair and lots of wrap dresses.

For someone who is so vehemently angry about this, you seem to have no idea about the specifics and dates.

lol stop being a dumbass.

Well ok, thanks for obviously missing the point.

Her life is as much of a mess as the people on Hoarders. I really think if she just hired someone to clean out all her fucking junk, she'd be like 27% better.

have you like....never watched a movie? People make out and have sex all the time without ever even saying a word.

I hope no one slams Obama for this, since 1) it's THE MAGAZINES that hire Terry, not the model/celebrity (in most cases), and 2) it's not like Obama spends his free time trolling internet sites which is where this shit is known.

lol get the fuck over yourself.

Really? I think almost every thing about it looks awful. Cameron Diaz is ATROCIOUS. Quvenzhane's singing is pretty bad and autotuned to death (I know she's a kid, but it's a musical. Russell Crowe doesn't get a pass either). It's too cartoony. The only thing that looks good is Jamie Foxx.

Look up postpartum depression in the dictionary, fuckwad.

It's a funny story about WHY he called in the bomb threat, but bomb threats are also no fucking joke. What if word about it got out and there was a panic and teenage girls were stomped to death?

I thought in defamation cases it was the burden of the accuser to prove allegations are completely false and thus were made up and harmful?