I loathe outdoor cats. They kill indiscriminately. Me neighbor's cat routinely left dead bunnies at my door. I wanted to cunt punt it.

I'm not really sure how you got that out of my comment, considering I even used the term Shia LaDouche. But go ahead, continue putting words in my mouth since you seem to enjoy it so much.

Why exactly is she naked?

What's so crazy about the Lizzie Borden story? From what I know, she may or may not have murdered her parents with an ax. No one knows. The end. Is there more to it? Ghosties or something interesting? If not I don't get it.

But no one knew for a fact that either Britney of Amanda were mentally ill. Amanda especially, when she first started acting weird MANY people thought she just wanted attention. Or that she was just genuinely an asshole (which I still think she is especially considering her mess of tweets to Drake. Being mentally ill…

Yes, Ryan Gosling is a giant faker mcfakey fake. I have NO clue why women trip over themselves for him. Does it all have to do with The Notebook? God I sincerely hope not.

I actually think aliens are far more realistic than omniscient beings using magic sperm.

Where do they ever show that the water was holy water?

"Let's ignore the fact that a major portion of this alien invasion seemed to focus on one small Pennsylvania farm house — clearly a tactical necessity — or that these aliens spent a lot of their time making crop circles for no apparent reason."

lol I thought the opposite.

Charlie Sheen is a special example that makes no sense to me and will not make sense to future generations either.

I've never heard the term "bitch bred" in my entire life. I guess I am hip hop illiterate. I'm not really a fan of any rapper (including Macklemore).

I can't say I ever saw that anywhere. Do you mean in the tabloids?

Wow, what a giant case of putting words in my mouth. Yeah, i didn't say any of those things whatsoever. I was stating that your comparative example was not a valid example, as the situations can't be compared. Maybe more along the lines of someone like Shia LaBeouf. He's gotten drunk and psycho and beat people up in…

Why? It's not our fault. If people didn't like it they would REJECT REJECT.

I've heard of the backlash at him - which SHOULD be saved for some of his fans, not him as a person. Because he has done all he can to acknowledge that he has a platform that only exists because of his white privilege. Which is not something all his white fans get.

These aren't really valid examples at all. Owen Wilson has had a very quite life. No one ever suspected he was suffering from anything other than Bad Movie Syndrome. It was a shock when he did it because no one saw it coming. Both Britney and Amanda Bynes had INCREDIBLY public breakdowns that consisted of tons of…

this is only related, but I only just had a chance to read the original article, and I have to ask, was this woman fucking serious? " For one thing, making Santa Claus an animal rather than an old white male could spare millions of nonwhite kids the insecurity and shame that I remember from childhood. "

I have no idea what that term even means.

If you've read any of her interviews, she never comes off as very smart (ex: "hehe I played sports when I was young I was such a dyke hehe" - almost exact quote).