Oh I'm completely aware of that, which is one of the biggest reasons why religion confuses the fuck out of me. Isn't this supposed to be the word of god? So how can you just up and change it because society is changing? Shouldn't god have seen that coming? The whole "pick and choose what to believe and follow" aspect…

Almost as crazy as that whole idea of God magically impregnating a virgin.

How do you know? Have you met every single Scientologist there is?

Isn't everything about Mormonism revisionist? It was totally cool to be polygamists until other people found out and turned against them, and then all of a sudden, "Oops guys! We'll just change the rules!" How can you follow a religion that just changes shit when they feel like it?

The only thing that makes Scientology different is that it's brand new. Give it a couple hundred years and it'll be accepted, just like all the other religions that started as creepy cults. And I'm sure there are plenty of nice Mormons. But please don't forget the fact those crazies believe Jesus came to Missouri or…

I've never seen either of them be funny in ways that didn't play off their fatness. Melissa was great in Gilmore Girls, but that wasn't exactly a straight comedic role, and they (refreshingly) NEVER mentioned her size even once. It seems like she's incapable of that anymore.

Excuse you, you don't know whether or not morbidly obese people are unhealthy!!!

Is it really that hard to stay fat? Sure, there are some (super lucky) people with really high metabolisms who stay thin no matter what they eat, but a support group for it?

It'll get a response if they do it in a grocery store - like when a kid I used to babysit started telling everyone to fuck off because he heard it on tv once.

How do you know they didn't enjoy making unicorns? Maybe it was different and fun for them. I find this "ooh, those poor native people" mindset far more gross.

How do survive? 99% of what you buy is marked up from the cost of actually producing it.

So basically you're just angry at everything and don't know how businesses work? Got it.

What's wrong with what she did? She wasn't buying them then going back to her Arizona dorm and selling them to other chicks at 200% profit. She was selling them to people who didn't have the ability to get it themselves.

Wow, you really have no clue how kids work. They'll start mimicking anything if it gets a response out of people.

Are we supposed to be on Team Shitty Lady Who Puts Up Offensive Light Display? Because I'm definitely not.

Are we looking at the same dress? That looks like some southern pageant atrocity.

Also acceptable response: wow, I don't care.

Do you seriously think she's great? What has she ever been great in?

We really shouldn't celebrate women who have careers despite being completely awful at what they do. See also: Sarah Palin.

That has nothing to do with his Jewishness, and everything do with his personality and overall actual greasiness and creepiness.