This goes to show you that the BEST mod you can do to your car is UPGRADE the driver.

Now you can’t bring all that logic to these UAW haters, you know!

you’ll see that in the body shop (where things are welded together) and the paint shop. if you’re not handling hazardous or heavy parts there’s no need.

How soon we forget this. Drunk French guy opens wine bottle with his shoe.

Am I the only one that notices a trend with Jalopnik writers, where they seem totally unprepared to things or completely irresponsible, fuck it all up, and then go “Well, now I know for the future! Don’t do this!” as if that somehow makes their actions somehow acceptable, since they admit fault and then tell everyone…

Chump car is pretty competitive as well...

Fucking Podcast? I will be wasting my time at work today by coming back here and starring every comment bashing this.

God fucking damn it. This just ruined my afternoon. Well, guess it’s back to work, fuckheads.

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.

That, and now I have to actually listen to Magary’s voice instead of pretending his voice doesn’t suck.

Drew...

Podcast?!? This was a bigger tease than my homecoming date in 9th grade.

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

Great idea. Now i can watch the video while I’m at work. Jackass.

maryland would have a bitching state flag livery.

In a previous life before grad school I was a chemist in the liquor industry. one of my duties was QC of 45,000 gal of booze bottled daily. Of course smell and taste tests were required. Training allowed me to distinguish not only different boozes but also which distillery the product came from. Samples were sent to…

At least until you go around ruining it with cigarettes, McDonalds, and malodorous deeds too terrible to speak of.

And most of them opt for remodeled work vans.

Engineers told me it will be ready when it’s ready, when they’re sure it’s not a beta test on customers

Always worth sharing anytime dealers are mentioned: