4th Gear: Why are you disappointed with the new Continental? I’m trying not to be biased here but the car is pretty close to its original concept in its execution. Ford mentioned from the start it was not going to be on a rear drive platform so I’m just confused. Usually when Jalopnik doesn’t like something, there is…

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“There is no smoke or signs of oil/water consumption.’

I know right? I can’t believe people still eat these

Chances are, they already have a decent drill. What they probably don’t have is a cordless impact driver. This would be near the top of my list.

Somehow, I imagine half the employees at Gawker Media who live in NYC would just stare at it and be not sure what to do with it, or where to put it in their apartment.

How pretensions of a question is this?

Looks like he’s already listed the White Jeep.

You are every old crazy man on the show American Pickers who has 20 cars on their property and won’t sell them for what they are worth which is parts. Minus the Jeep which is your first vehicle the rest are absolute junk. You are throwing money into the fire trying to get 5 less than worthless vehicles running. Keep…

I didn’t know Jimmy Buffett was that big on stereotypes.

Can’t forget the Terps Bi-plane, because if one full-size rear wing is good, why not run a second full-size rear wing that also feeds the diffuser?

1972 Eifelland team F1 car, designed by Colani:

I’m going with the 1995 McLaren MP4/10. The little wing on top of the airbox was hilarious (and short lived). I remember seeing it debut that season and I chuckled to myself and thought, “That ain’t gonna work.” It didn’t...

BAR Honda’s “rabbit ears” we’re pretty ridiculous

R63 AMG

Inmate 21581: What are you in “federal pound me in the ass prison for?”

ISIS was contained from a territorial expansion perspective. The recent terrorist acts are a separate issue.

Doctors are way more lax about this shit than moms are.

Every front-wheel drive car needs a handbrake for winter driving. RWD is probably fine without it.