6. Oversized brake kit.

I’m just waiting for comments from the haters who read “Adjustable Lowering Springs,” didn’t read anything you said past the title, and tell you you’re wrong.

So you have this package, then you put it on a rocket, then you put the rocket on a boat that goes underwater.

Old fat man in a sleigh pulled by magical flying reindeer. It is shockingly efficient.

A “clusterfuck” should be the term for a group of drones, like a murder of crows or a troop of gorillas.

1st Gear: Looking forward to Tavarish’s next article...

I thought the line about utilikilts was a joke. WHOA. WRONG.

Did Oprah do the plumbing on this?

The timing belt of the Alfa Romeo Busso V6 didn’t have enough wrap around the cam sprockets for the 1-3 cylinder head, so if you turned the engine over backward, say if you were parking on a hill and left it in gear then rolled backward a few feet, the belt would skip. At best you’d have misfires, at worst you’d need…

Who the hell at GM decided that using the reverse lights as approach lamps was a good idea?

I’ve driven a lot, in a lot of different states.

The brakes are designed to lock the tires... Once. When you are doing repeated heavy braking, the heat can pretty quickly overwhelm the brakes and you lose almost all effectiveness. So, better brakes can be an advantage even if you don’t lock up the tires.

...Volkswagen sends you a letter in the mail telling you so.

http://www.infinitiusa.com/suv/qx80?dcp=p…

A typical above ground pool is about 20 feet in diameter and 4 feet deep. That’s 1810 cubic feet. According to this site, 1 cubic foot of gold weighs 1203.74 pounds (that feels high but gold is pretty dense). 1810 cubic feet times 1203.75 pounds/cubic foot is 2,178,787.5 POUNDS of gold. Gold is currently $1,170.40 per…

Was hoping the German scientists name was Schrodinger. Was also hoping the cat was in a superposition of both states; alive and diesel.

Gotta go with shitting in public. As if talking to my mom isn’t awkward enough already...

You have paid no attention to the clitoris. This is why you are single.

Michael Bay to direct “Takata!!”

It seems like this is a problem that could be addressed with zip ties, like so many in life.