Marchman: “My vote doesn’t matter, especially because I live in Pennsylvania, a safe state that will in no case go for the candidate of misogyny and white ethno-nationalism”

Yeah... about that....

More like shittiest Democratic presidential candidate ever

I wonder why your relationship dint work. I’m guessing youre not with her anymore. Sorry if I am assuming.

Fun fact: if Jeff Fisher goes 7-9 this year, he will be tied for all time most career coaching losses.

“Look, Bill, it’s only the middle of the third quarter and the fans are all leaving the game in protest.”

No, I simply am saying Hillary is a terrible candidate with limited appeal that the entire Democratic party anointed from Day 1, making it virtually impossible for other candidates to have a shot. Hell Sanders, a fringe protest candidate at best,  almost beat her anyways. Imagine if say Warren just for an example, or…

Well on their way to the Most Overexposed Team Since the 2004 Red Sox

Yet another thing Kansas City can’t get right.

Isn’t Cleveland the Cincinnati of the Midwest?

On the other hand the team, city and fanbase ruined Steve Bartman’s life for something that wasn’t his fault. And you know he couldn’t be at these games and it was probably killing him inside.

If — IF — Kluber dominates again tonight, and wins, he would join these guys as a winner of three games in one WS. Koufax (and maybe others) won two in a 4-game WS, but people like him and Gibson threw complete games a lot, so it’s a different era. In 1903, two guys each won three Series games. Go figure.

UrbanBaby, like GothamMoms, clearly has its finger on the pulse of America.

Cubs: How’s everything going tonight?
Indians: Fine.
Cubs: Your entrees are good?
Indians: Yes, fine, thanks.
Cubs: More water?
Indians: All set, I’d just like to-
Cubs: Refresh your wine?
Indians: No, thank you, but the food is getting col-
Cubs: Care for the dessert menu?
Indians: No, please, let me eat my dinn-
Cubs: More…

It’s kind of ironic how the whole tenor of this article is how sloppy folks are with stats - only to be sloppy themselves. Ha.

well played. its like you captured the essence of everyone of these life-long bandwagon Cubs fans in a single post. You get a gold star.

Do you mean they haven’t won in 108 years?

They looked through the entire lower bowl of Rogers Arena and couldn’t find one.

I’m really surprised that Getting Hit By A Car isn’t higher on this list.

Getting Hit By A Car is ranked way too low here. Needs to be at least 20th. Maybe as high as 10th.