I demand equality!!! If deadspin posts every cardinals loss this year, they should post every blackhawks loss this year too!

Chicago Blackhawks Lose Their 1st Game

Hopefully the first of many Blackhawk losses.

annnd this is why journalists will write about this. Cubs fans acted like it was the world series. This wouldn’t happen in San Fran or St. Louis.

They were shooting off fireworks all over last night, (although some may have been gun shots, it is Chicago...) and they had to bring out the CPD on horses to get all the drunk assholes to leave the streets. It was the goddamn NLDS. Based on the celebration in the streets and the current look of my facebook…

The Cubs are just setting themselves up for even greater heartbreak in either the NLCS or WS. I can’t wait!

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Counterpoint: No.

Oh God, if they win, it’ll be a tsunami of shitty, half-assed, can’t-name-anyone-prior-to-2013-except-Sosa, polo shirtted, fake-martyr-complexing coming out of the woodwork that will make 2004 Boston feel restrained.

Counterpoint: Don’t.