This part, tho...

This Vampire hit for the cycle from the alt-right/racist checklist.

You’re a security guard stuck in the rain at an 8 hour Dolphins game, you’re “pants-won’t-stay-up” fat, your crappy poncho makes you the wrong kind of wet, and now you have to chase down a happy, healthy, wealthy 10-year-old whose life is already more interesting than yours will ever be. What’s that suicide hotline…

Can't wait for all the videos of Trump supporters lighting their own knees on fire. 

The hat is the true hero, here. It pops off on impact, lending a cartoon quality to the entire thing that is just perfect.

There is a new Academy Award category for Most Popular Kinja

RENDEZVOUS A TEMECULA

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

The Meteor. He really underperformed in the McGregor-Mayweather fight, but I have a good feeling about him this time around.

The greatest “knock” against Owens’ character is that he played most of his career before social media.

Fun fact: “straight class” is what Mike Pence tried to add to Indiana’s education curriculum, in light of his own insecurities about his mastery of the subject.

One time, my dad was on vacation partying in Miami and saw Randy Moss at the bar of a restaurant. He asked if he wouldn’t mind saying ‘hi’ to me if he called me on the west coast.
I was a teenager at the time, in Seattle, playing video games when he called. I was a big Moss fan and liked him even more because he was…

Straight Class, Homie 

History is going to be very kind to Randy Moss. Extremely thoughtful statement in the current climate of anthem madness.

Never thought I would need a NSFW tag on a lifehacker video

“It’s lyrics,” Garbrandt said. “I grew up hanging out with blacks, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, selling drugs. That’s a street word we would always say. It wasn’t like I was using derogatory words toward anyone. That’s how we grew up. It was kind of normal. That’s it. It’s a learning experience for a lot of people to not…

This is wheelie sad news.

That moment when I realize that Charmaine is about to vigorously shake the jar....... :0

Clicked to watch her shake the jar. Not disappointed.