That’s what he gets messing with all those Beckys 

Please check your sources @SportsTalkBarry is a parody account. Dude is clowning you on Twitter. Lebron did not FaceTime Lonzo. This is how fake news gets started.

Take your star you beautiful bastard!

Their focus will now be shifted to how the Pelicans don’t deserve Zion and that HE should be traded to the Lakers.

I don’t care if a rock wins the Democratic nomination. What I do know is that you whiny Bernie bros better vote for it instead of sitting it out again because the thing about old racist white people is is they actually vote. Grow up and see the world for what it is. As a black person at the end of the day I know who…

I’ll name the spot for you. Why don’t you just meet each other in Temecula.

So is it Mike Brown or Jordan Bell that’s now the Green Ranger??? I’m confused!

Looks like he works at Burger King 

Wait Bill Walton is the actually coach of the Lakers?!? Well that explains why the team has been playing as if they were tripping on acid!

Time to deliver a pizza ball could be the new theme

My man is going all in on his insanity defense.

Her scream sounded like a sound effect.

Are all the writers of Deadspin Lakers fans or something?

The Pels didn’t rest AD he chose to rest himself and give what he thought was an easy win to his buddy Lebron and we saw tonight that worked out as well as him forcing his trade. 

I don’t know Albert looks like Roger is super serious about this one

In the age of MAGA I’m putting it all on“Fuck yeah, I’m racist. White power!” To win!

We have our winner for tonight folks. Have your star you beautiful bastard

McDonald’s bacon is horrible...fight me

Can just Barry Bond’s first half of his career get elected to the HOF because this is getting beyond ridiculous at this point. 

This is what happens when you let Emmit Smith make your sign for you.