“Irving, who by all accounts is an intelligent and thoughtful man...”

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

LeBron finding out that JR went to the White House because he thought they had beaten the Warriors:

This is bad on so many levels. Anyone with half a brain know for a fact not a single Eagles player knelt during the anthem. Not. A. Single. One. Yet this organization uses a player (in this case, Zach Ertz) praying and transposed it to fit the narrative; which is ironic considering Fox’s targeted demographic are…

Look, Zach, the only way Fox is going to represent your religious expression is if you’re standing at full attention on the football field, refusing to give a gay fan a cake.

Gotta hand it to the (puke) Warriors (puke) for doing it first though.

“Flag-Humping President...”

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

They should have Trump sing the lyrics to the Anthem, but instead they hand him a sheet of lyrics for In The Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly. I doubt he’d notice the difference.

I played in a band with a white guy who had a fully black forearm - a tattoo that literally inked his whole arm from wrist to elbow, 360 degrees. I never asked... but I know that must be covering up some shit the dude wasn’t about anymore. I think that is the preferred method, not leaving it and saying, “Deal with it,…

“i used to be a nazi. i still am, but i used to too” -heinrich hedberg

“These ‘scars’ tell my history which include a dark time when I was in prison”

Are we even going to feign surprise that a guy with multiple nazi tattoos got hired as a Louisiana police officer?

I try to live by the principle that men’s hearts are rarely as evil as their actions, and almost never as evil as their words. I am probably bastardizing that Tolkien quote, but that’s close. Typically, that means I am a little slower on the “race card” than some others.

If Brown doesn’t sing “money, money, money” after winning what should be a quick lawsuit, then what’s this all been for? What are we even doing here?

I love that he just kinda casually throws his hands up and walks away, like he didn’t just shoot someone in the leg.

“Watching The NBA Finals At Oracle Arena With The Overlords And Oligarchs In Club Prick”

I look forward to the inevitable lawsuit accusing St. Lacrosse, Richfuck Prep, Whatever Country Day, Honkaloid Friends School and Prick Academy of colluding to not schedule/drop games.