Sometimes I think Reggie Miller is the worst NBA announcer but then I hear Mark Jackson again and become indecisive because he’s really bad too.

ESPN needs to boot Mark Jackson into the sun and give Doris the microphone.

I don’t understand, this makes him seem really qualified for the Florida Sports hall of fame.

“’It is really exciting to get someone with John’s background,’ USA Hockey President Jim Smith said in the press release.”

Yeah, unfortunately those idiots are basically in charge right now.

and it’s cool to disrespect gold star families. pos

I like people who don’t cancel peace summits

The majority of people upset over the “disrespect” shown by not standing for the anthem also proudly fly the Confederate flag next to the Stars and Stripes.... So let’s grade their anger on the idiotic curve it deserves.

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

Just offscreen:

Isaiah Thomas shouldn’t have started his rehab with this drill.

For some reason, in my mind, I keep on hearing Morgan Freeman narrate the sexual harassment: “Morgan didn’t realize the way he terrorized women on the set. I don’t know if he wasn’t able to read their reactions or if he just didn’t care.”

I remember saying that if I ever find out that Morgan Freeman and/or Mr. Rogers #metoo’d anyone then we’d just have to erase men and start over. It’s been a good run fellas (not really)

It’s even worse where I live now, in North Carolina – people are obsessed with hanging runner-up flags from 153 years ago

Clearly an unforced error in judgment on their parts.

I never knew the term ‘Tennis Whites’ had so many layers to it.

We disciplined the students yesterday.

Goddamn kids. Not that kind of rally!

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.