We also lost Brooklyn Nine-Nine last night. Can’t have nice things.

The Chaos Dragon’s breath can’t melt steel beams.

Pretty certain given enough time any Duke twitterbot with a decent algorithm would inevitably produce the sentence “Collin Bosley Smith, a sophomore infielder who has already committed to Duke...”

It’s weird how seemingly good goalies turn into pumpkins when that guy is on the ice...[checks name]...Oh, they just don’t want their family murdered over the sensitive ego of their idiot leader.

If a commenter is murdered in the grays without a witness, does he not die?

eh, attractive white woman probably supersedes white male in privilege.

Let’s start a GoFundMe account.

I get that swans are majestic and beautiful and blah, blah, blah...but they are also almost as big of an asshole as geese, which are notorious for being the biggest jerks in the animal kingdom. I’m not saying that I support kicking swans in the head for karate practice, but I am saying that I bet those swans have done…

The South gets a lot of flack (rightfully so) for the rampant racism below the Mason-Dixon line, but it’s all over, in every state, throughout the country.

Can confirm Cherry Hill Racist AF, signed a hispanic person from the area.

Yes, that area.

Sounds like MAD Magazine’s “Headlines We’ll Never See.”

Literally “dress code violations” is listed as one of the reasons. <eye roll>

Was the administration ever critical of the lack of black athletes on the golf team?

School motto: Winning isn’t everything.

I find these claims rather unlikely. When was the last time anyone affiliated with a Catholic institution wronged others?

In the full article I read they do have a list of reasons of why he was being let go as a teacher. They are pretty petty and small issues but they are issues. Best guess is they aren’t happy about the racial composition of the teams, so let’s use these small, but legitimate, issues to force him out.

On Friday, administrators at Camden Catholic, a high school in Cherry Hill, told history teacher Nick Strom he wouldn’t be retained for next year.

Is this about the golf team or the football team?

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.