Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

If he’s anything like his dad, he’ll be a pisser.

The Social Justice Warriors should be a tag team.

I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD IDENTIFY AS ANY GENDER THEY WANT!

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

Have him face off with Corey Graves’ brother, who is working a MAGA gimmick down in Mexico, at Wrestlemania instead of Roman fucking Reigns standing tall for the fourth straight year.

Solution: develop a body tattoo that changes colors when sufficient brain damage or oxygen deprivation has been achieved.

I find this promotion strange. Wasn’t the whole point of building that new stadium so white people can run away from non-white people?

“The prospect needs to show he wants a job by giving Phil a reason to stay awake.” - Albert Breer, MMQB

My uncle’s response when I told him about this:
“It’s his course”

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

I just need to see the butthole so that I can eat it 😋. #BootyEatingGang

Seems the Park Service found a photo that proves otherwise.

The 3 most important words in this piece: “completely privately funded”.

Good to see an old man not be a victim of the knockout game for a change.

I already ordered the PPV 6 months ago from a legitimate looking Nigerian version of Showtime. Cost me $5,000, but I’ll get that back and then some when the Sultan unfreezes his inhertance.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

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What kind of sociopath thinks trying to kill someone over a traffic infraction is equivalent to the traffic infraction?

On the other hand, because NCAA rules allow bowl participants to receive up to $550 in gifts, all the players at the Detroit game get a free house.