People, people, please! Why all the fuss?

Don't mind him; I hear he doesn't put milk on his cereal before he eats it.

Speaking of canceling races, have the police killed all the black people yet?

Be on the lookout for an unnamed third accomplice

That's not John Wayne.....That's Rooster Fucking Cogburn!!! The man must be considered armed and extremely intoxicated.

I love how he goes from the subtle, congratulatory sounding "Oh for real? That's what's up" right into the not so subtle hamfisted "So I can fuck u in your bed now" LOLZ

Belichick: Seriously, Rob. Why 69?

I'm not totally fluent in old-white-man-speak, but I think it roughly translates to, "Fuck you and your concerns"

My brother moved to Ohio and started calling soda by its bastardized name pop. Needless to say I want to punch my brother in the face every time he comes down to visit and orders a drink at a restaurant.

Fuck you and your midwest heritage! Choke on your Skyline Chili and Coors Lights, Middle America!

Anyone that calls it Soda Pop is a dipshit and is not to be trusted with anything valuable.

Regardless of rank, people who call it pop are assholes.

I always read this lists just to see what ranks below "being hit by a car". I was hoping it was going to be "pop".

Love when schools force good coaches out (in this case Llyod Carr) and then suffer through a bunch of mediocre years (Rich rod and hoke) . Hope this happens to Nebraska too!

Tragic news. I think I speak for all Michigan State fans when I say that today is a sad day.

I know will get flack for saying this and getting off subject about demostic abuse and all but damn her mother is a beautiful ass woman I literally swore that was her sister or something there for emotional support

I'm having a little trouble with the facts that are being presented to me right now.

Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?