"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

the world hasnt figured out how to use the surface

Looks like Riley Cooper climbed that fence after all.

Tell him that over the phone and see how that works out...

i've heard from a very well-placed source* that he quit because he was terrible

Sorry Samer this should be filed to Reauxmance actually.

He was likely wondering if he killed her and what he was going to do with the body.

As much as this is all satire, this is one I'd be more than happy to allow to exist.

Did they change the format? Are we playing all these teams in succession, Mortal Kombat style?

God Bless Paul Tagliabue. If anyone deserves a statute outside of the dome it's him. To this day I tell all my friends that they should genuflect every time his name is spoken instead of dick riding Benson.

The contrast between the two singers shows us how much difference high-end gear can make. In this case, the Beyta 87 is obviously better than the SMDH-58.

Because a curfew was arbitrarily created for them to enforce, so since then it's been boot, heel, crush.

Sponsored by and for Crackers!

Matt Ryan makes Tony Romo look like John Elway, Joe Montana and Roger Staubach combined.

No one has ever seen Arthur Blank and Snidely Whiplash in the same room at the same time.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

Can't watch cause I'm at work. I wonder (Dwight Howard) who (Dwight Howard) this might (Dwight Howard) have been?

wwe raw is on and u dickheads wanna talk about elite running lol smdh

If those execs need any help I'm sure most Boston Bruins fans would be more than willing to point out Subban's biggest flaw.