Dude makes Karl Rove look like fucking Santa Claus.

I don’t know. Dig up Jimmy the Greek and he will tell you.

As a Saints fan I hate Atlanta, as a caring hum being I hate New England and everyone associated with them. The smoldering ashes of 2016 are lingering into the new year for me.

Until you run into an airport that has there pre-check line closed. Wtf tsa??

Dan Snyder eats at Hooters???

In the fields on his plantation....duh!

So which cabinet position in the Trump administration will Chip KKKelly be up for now that’s he’s free? 

Angry Trump tweet in 3....2....1....

*goes outside and straightens Trump/Pence yard sign*

+1 cookie and milk

Drake agrees with your comment

The County by County results from the 2012 Senate race in which Ted “He of the Reptilian Race” Cruz was elected. So don’t start tooting your progressive horns just quite yet engineer cowboys.

I prefer “MMA Tebow” Thank God Reebok won’t let him come out with John 3:16 on his trunks.

I don’t remember Dewey questioning if Truman was born in this country.

Just the first of many “If Obama would have said something like that..” moments to pop up over the next 4 years. Thanks America enjoy the recession and foreign affair blunders that are sure to come!

I hope he comes out to Roman Reigns music so he can be booed just like he thusly deserves!

He did shout some word in particular but instead this happened.

This man is not amused.