<slow clap> +1

Is that little shit the starting QB on his high school team yet?

Suicidal Squirrel....my garage band has finally got a name!!!

Isn’t that the campaign slogan for Viagra?

Hey fellow Trump U. alumnus! I majored in Using the Best Words. It’s where I learned how to properly say “Ghina” instead of “China.”

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Southern_strategy

And just like that my depression about the next 4 years is gone just like Kelly will be after this year. Thank you based god!

So Middle America delivered a Pedigree handing the belt to the guy with the better mic skills?

+275 stars

Beer Golem is by far number one, but America’s Favorite Man Child is a close second in my heart.

I made Tim Tebow choose baseball.

Serve one up on the hot take express!

Fuck it you get a star for that one.

Is that you Jason Licht? We already went over this with you. The NFL is not fantasy football, those players on your app are real!

You damn right it was! It was her job to email everyone!

Whaaaat??? Americans aren’t any good at a sport I haven’t heard of until 15 minutes ago?!?! Trump is right after all we do have to make America great again!

Drink 5??? Jerry Richardson looks like the type of person who wakes up and says n****rs at least three times before he’s had his morning coffee.

If Bon Jovi just had the power to turn back time he would direct his money to better investments..........tv

The Rock would take exception at that list. He has a criminal juvenile past. Dude played NT at Miami and it took a future hall of gamer in Warren Sapp to put him on the bench. Don’t let the years of larp fighting in black tights and fanny pack fool you.

I’m pretty sure the same vendor is selling Trump/Pence shirts too next to some Tyrol Taylor shirts because he one of the “good” ones you know.