And just like that my depression about the next 4 years is gone just like Kelly will be after this year. Thank you based god!

So Middle America delivered a Pedigree handing the belt to the guy with the better mic skills?

+275 stars

Beer Golem is by far number one, but America’s Favorite Man Child is a close second in my heart.

I made Tim Tebow choose baseball.

Serve one up on the hot take express!

Fuck it you get a star for that one.

Is that you Jason Licht? We already went over this with you. The NFL is not fantasy football, those players on your app are real!

You damn right it was! It was her job to email everyone!

Whaaaat??? Americans aren’t any good at a sport I haven’t heard of until 15 minutes ago?!?! Trump is right after all we do have to make America great again!

Drink 5??? Jerry Richardson looks like the type of person who wakes up and says n****rs at least three times before he’s had his morning coffee.

If Bon Jovi just had the power to turn back time he would direct his money to better investments..........tv

The Rock would take exception at that list. He has a criminal juvenile past. Dude played NT at Miami and it took a future hall of gamer in Warren Sapp to put him on the bench. Don’t let the years of larp fighting in black tights and fanny pack fool you.

I’m pretty sure the same vendor is selling Trump/Pence shirts too next to some Tyrol Taylor shirts because he one of the “good” ones you know.

Well played Trebeck!

I think Jerry has to be put in the concussion protocol he doesn’t look too good.

Call me old fashioned, but, I for one don’t want the leader of the free world to be tweeting to his followers to check out a sex tape.

Jesus, I thought the last season of True Detective was bad, but I think HBO had gone too far!

I knew I loved the Based God for a reason. I’m also a Gundam Wing guy. THANK YOU BASED GOD