A Schiano Man would’ve gotten up, hit that beige Chevy Malibu back and sent it to the hospital.

I'll take Toi Cook right now actually. Jason David can still go fuck himself.

So we are going to focus on the my little pony porn but ignore the guy farting a cloud of baby powder into the air?

I haven't seen overacting that bad since Lebron flopping in the finals.

You're forgetting the real first step. It's collect adidas brand underpants!

His soul.

Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnel would start to do the nene.

I see what you did there

Let me guess you've even had sega CD players to your house once for dinner.

Wow we finally have our second member of the Carlos Boozer Hair Club for men!

That’s a clown comment bro!

Dude feed thousands from a couple loaves of bread and a few fish. I don't know what his war number would be but production like that is worthy of the hall.

Crowing that you’re no longer greyed out is the 2016 Kinja equivalent of posting “1st” on a message board.

Sure but one would’ve expected Brazil at one point would’ve won the gold medal even not sending their A-team. Same way we can send the likes of Draymond Green and Harrison Barnes to the Olympics and still walk away with the gold.

This post and the accompanying comments bring me infinite joy.

Aren't you late for a Trump rally?

The Track and Field events start tomorrow pretty soon they won't have any choice.