I see OJ and he looks scared!

Young Metro does not trust Russell Wilson.

“Gritlord” you win the 4th of July internets!

That's very fitting since I mean this is the biggest heel turn since Rollins broke up the shield. Hey KD you can't play basketball!!! Boooo!!!

Dafuq????

Odin’s Spear sounds like a badass code word for a weapon of mass destruction.

Having a heart attack and being saved only by Tim Tebow’s prayers. > Tebow

On one hand it was a joke on the other hand go fuck yourself

We have identified our next future mass shooter! Who says the pre crime program doesn't work!

“If you build it we don’t want “those” type of people living in them...”

For my UK peeps

King Cake baby is pure nightmare juice and his partner Pierre the Pelican is no ball of sunshine either. Combine those with Anthony Davis’ unibrow and I'm surprised that the Pelicans aren't forced to place in a blackened out arena.

Hate the bro...love the message

So...too early to nominate Hulk Hogan for the Deadspin Hall of Fame?

I wouldn’t be too concerned. Like in US prisons, Brits don’t take kind to pedophiles in prison. Street justice will be served.

“See look at the size and color of his dingus! I told you he wasn’t white!”

Don’t you mean hi Colin Cowherd?

Only if he's accompanied by his advocate one Mr. Paul Heyman!

If he could’ve somehow fit in that gorilla lost it because he was fed skyline chilli everyday I would bow in effigy everytime he came across my screen Sundays this fall.