Oh God that dude is the fucking Floyd Mayweather of NBA owners. Go sit on your guitar you prick.

You cancel Swamp People and now gators think they run shit.

OKC were gloating thinking about their next booking but got hit by a Pedigree by the real champs out of nowhere to put the league on notice that they are back and aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

Me waiting for the steroid jokes

I bow before thee my leather master

Art should really look to coaching in the NFL next go around.

To be the man you gotta kick the other man in the balls....wooooo!!!

So this is why my lap dances have increased by almost 50% in some cases over the past few years. Sweet Jesus I have just become a small government republican. I mean every one has a breaking point!

The love I have for Gronk is as much as the hatred I have for Madden. Needless to say this is gonna be a tough choice for me to buy this shitty game.

Hey Isis I have your next target. <Writes down address to Fox Sports 1 studios>

Well Clemson has a new number one fan in Mr. George Takei

Yeah nut up you millional 90s brats and go for it. My son Ken Griffey Jr.’s Slugfest is the most popular kid in his class!

It’s getting much too old. Thank Jebus I’m a young cub fan!

Serious question what size does dick sized play in regards to position. I personally find that sitting is by far the most comfortable position. I would image that it’s more difficult with those with shorter wangs.

A show with msnbc cohosted by Alec Baldwin.

I knew something had to be up when I saw that this guy was recently promoted to editor at phillydotcom....

Why yes he can:

“75% may be gay but I’ll still fight 100% of them!”

Well he shouldn’t have to worry too much about his upcoming punishment from the league. People have done much worse and have gotten off pretty light in my book.