His draft stock may be dropping dressed like that but his mom has my stock rising if you catch my drift

That Fiat was just S-A-W-F-T!!!

So when is Schilling gonna start his new gig on the Fox News Channel?

Did you really have to ask?

I just watched that clip like I do with any porn video I watch. With the volume on mute and me staring at the hottie while trying not to focus on the dude.

Swastika tatted fans everywhere are out of gas rooting for this team already!

Yes a brand new $2 bill.

Ah he comes for the baseball but stays for the K,K,Ks

“Hey I never killed five hookers! They were escorts!”

“I haven’t seen a high school chick handle a stick like that since my rookie year!”

I owned a mustang in college and now I am proud owner of a 5 series. Where does that rank on the douchbag scale? I can't be any worse than a Duke graduate with a sweater vest collection who thinks the Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff constitutes hardcore gansta rap?

Johnny Manziel and Josh Gordon living in the same house.......

Less Goldberg more Gillberg

New Orleans would beg to differ.

You forgot the random strip club next to a Ruth Chris next to a daycare next to used DVD store.

That comment was one of the more forgettable moments in the history of deadspin.

Well I’m a brother with short hair I can go no longer than 10 to 12 days without looking like a bunch of spiders fighting on top of my head. However, I don’t go to sytlist like some gents a pay $100. So at $30 a pop with tip, I can afford to go a little bit more often to stay looking fresh.

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