Does Mr Newton know what message he is sending to my little daughter by walking around in storm trooper armor and shooting a blaster?!? He needs to man up and join the Rebel Alliance!

These guys need an intervention led by Jim Tomsula! That’ll turn their lives around!

Since arriving at Levi’s stadium Chip Kelly has learned like blue jeans his grand dragon robes don't necessarily have to be washed after every use.

Luckily Jim Tomsula was already at the cemetery at his new job as a gravedigger and promptly buried the man but not before relieving the corpse of its dockers. He said getting blood out of them is no worse than getting his mothers Sunday gravy out his wranglers.

+1 drop rule

“Just don’t marry another one honey.”

The only thing indecent about those photos are the chicks with the bad plastic surgery especially the one who looks like Michael Jackson.

Do you hear that little Chip? Every time Cliven Bundy cocks his gun an angel gets their wings!

“When you said stop, drop, and roll I thought you were telling me the correct sequence when making some wings!”

The first day of 2016 has already yielded the most punchable face of the year.

Well you are what you eat and that skyline chili looks like a big ol pile of shit to me Roger.

Literally all but one of those hits would incur a hefty fine or a one game suspension

Merry Christmas and please let me in baby it's cold outside!

Who knew Nischelle Turner had an extra $500,000 to give!

Any image featuring the Jordan crying meme instantly gets a +1 from me.

This panthers one lose perfect season meme > Tebow

Big whoop I get offered 3000 dillars everyday by some prince in Nigeria.

Top flight security of the world Craig!!!!