Imagine if Cam did something like that I swear Cowherd would have a fucking aneurysm!

Of course he wants us to name his tiger can you imagine him trying to read an Indian book of baby names!

So I’m guessing I wouldn’t be to far of base if I were to say Belichick was really Mumm-Ra “The Ever Living”

Isn't Rice King a Chinese restaurant?

Well there's a first for everything now back to my crab leg dinner!

How does one go about measuring their right hand for lingerie?

Yeah that's what you call a broken arm. How about a warning about the graphic nature of this clip. I mean this is deadspin not tosh.0!

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”

Wow I just dropped my iPhone because that hot take had it burning!

They just won’t outright start. They will be signed for cheap for some team with an aging star that can “mentor” them for a season or so, play well in the preseason then flipped to another team.

Colin Cowherd head must've exploded after he saw Cam of the 8-1 Carolina Panthers dancing!

I can’t believe that the Panthers are 8-1 and yet they couldn't find a free ticket for one of their players! Wtf!

All these Panthers fans need to stop bitching. My Saints are 4-5 right now. If my team was 7-1 I would be absolutely ecstatic!

Did Darius Rucker write those hot rhymes for the good doctor?

Why isn't X > Tebow in the deadspin hall of fame?

Meat on bread = sandwich

That Jordon crying meme gives me infinite joy.

“ I’m the Dougernaut bitch!”......nope