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So I see I wasn't the only person who gave Bernie Kosar some change yesterday.

The authority will be be looking in to this, and by authority I mean the FBI and not Triple H and Stephanie.

Release the kraken!!!

Giggity

That scenario would have worked better if this article was about teenage boys.

Jeez I hate to hear what the cal actual black people!

Attended or do you mean place where he sold cocaine at?

I want to start a go fund me account to get Dr. Lou to say "sufferin succotash" just once

Whoa!!! Somebody has been spending waaayyy too much time at the Maxx!

His oratory skills are just as I imagined. Goddamn I love that lug head.

Mmm the tears of unfathomable sadness taste so yummy!

Hey look everybody drunk uncle stopped by to make an apperance and share some of his always insightful knowledge.

The best part of waking up is crystal meth in your cup

"Fat and juicy MILFs can't wait to smother your shaft in their thick rolls!"

99% of fans could give 2 shits what a player has to say especially if that player has absolutely nothing new to add to the already repetitive questions reporters ask and the canned answers players give. I mean really go hunt down Richard Sherman for Christ's sakes. At least he had something to say. If they want to do

"Now that's a Super Bowl ad!"-Jim Tomsula

Why oh why did I click on that link of that squid! Guess who will be popping extra ambien to sleep through the night this week!

Isn't the MVP award voted upon by the media. I'm praying to God, Allah, Buddah, Moses, Joseph Smith, L. Ron Hubbard, etc etc etc.... Just so I can watch the ensuing clusterfuck that would happen!