Why does anybody care what he has to say anyway. I don't see reporters running out to interview the left tackle. Hey he makes a lot of money too!

And you guys want to abolish capital punishment...

Brian Billick

This is the only answer that he should give every time a dumb question by a sports reporter is asked of him.

Eddie Murphy

I see someone is still butthurt about that 2009 NFC championship game.

Maria Bartiromo can be reading Mein Kampf and I would still watch her.

Jim Tomsula doesn't give a shit what a meme is and he wants no part of those type of shenanigans.

Jim Tomsula only shakes once because shaking more than once is playing with it.

Jim Tomsula makes $3,567 a week at home but doesn't brag about it in the reply section of gawker articles.

Fletcher Sanders is the hero The NCAA deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

Jim Tomsula supplements his salary by being a Ron Jeremy impersonator.

Jim Tomsula can't drive 55.

Jim Tomsula steals cough medicine from CVS.

The most questionable part of this story is that Rob Konrad needs a personal assistant

Dude went to Stanford...he knew what he was doing up there.

A murderers row of people you want to punch in the face. Each more disgusting than the last.

is that you daniel synder

wow that's just all kinds of suck!

Since when was Lorde a fan of the bayou bengals