I didn’t understand a single thing in this article. 

Wait, what?

I may have never heard of that woman until yesterday and still know almost nothing about her but I’m sure she’d do a better job.

In a separate, but unrelated report, Kevin Durant is now said to be interested in LA as well

Yes. Publishing this is disgusting. He is not a public figure. He’s clearly ill. Publishing this could push him into even more dangerous behavior. Deadspin is showing some Gawker ethics (non-ethics) here and its gross.

Because the writers on this site pick and choose their moral high ground based on economics. They know that a headline with Simmons’ name will get clicks, and they don’t care about the consequences. Now this will be one of the top hits on Fuentes’ name for the rest of his life, potentially damaging his prospects…

Why would you publish this???? He’s not a famous person and he’s clearly suffering from some sort of mental illness

Your sex life sounds lame

Rockets had 8 more FT attempts than the Warriors. Nice try blaming the refs, though. 

MJ: greatest guard of all time.

I don’t get how people still hate this guy. It’s just stubbornness and contrarianism.

So, you’re saying that the U.S. military is lazy, unsophisticated and damages the very brand that made them millions of dollars? They’re the ones who used the platform of the NFL by giving them millions of dollars to jerk off to the flag. Good point.

I can only speak from my personal experience, but I started to slowly drop the NFL about 2 years ago mainly because the owners are craven piss-babies.

The Celtics rebuilt from a roster with 3 Hall of Famers. The Sixers rebuilt from a roster that prominently featured LaVoy Allen. Somehow Samer missed that.

Accepting that these are all pretty funny things, my favorite is people who project this to be the apex of what this team will ever become.

+1 set of honours from Frank Rizzo

I have a plan I’ve dubbed “The Procedure”.

It’s incredibly disappointing to see a team with so much potential come up short year-after-year for two years.

It’s very bad satire that instead of projecting cleverness, projects stupidity.

Is this satire? It’s really hard to tell.