+1 for the best “too soon” burn I’ve seen on here.

On the 2nd floor there was a daycare center. 15 children were killed.

Looks like they have already vanquished it.

Whoa, that’s genuinely an interesting take. I completely disagree, but it’s definitely interesting.

You should definitely root for whoever the hell you want to root for. There are no rules.

these are my readers

forcing Scott Brooks to give minutes to the energetic and well-meaning Jason Smith

Sunbather is the record of the decade

This is a very bad take. Let’s break it down:

I don’t know who the hell you are but you’re not from Philadelphia.

I don’t think you have a firm grasp on the meaning of the phrase “throwing someone under the bus.”

Hey, remember when Chris Brown almost killed Rihanna, and everyone just forgot about it, like it never happened? That’s weird to me.

What about the hetero males that DO rap along to female parts?

You don’t sing ‘single ladies’?

Teeth were pretty far down the list of problems on that one.

Other men apparently do not suffer from the same motivated blindness you do.

Whoa, now that is bold.

Exactly. I married a man a lot like my dad. I know it, and I’m pretty okay with it. They’re bookish, they’re long distance runners, they are from the same tribe, they’re morning people, they’re skilled car mechanics, they have mustaches and so on. I have a close relationship with my dad and my marriage is good. But ya…

Just have to shit on someone’s happiness, huh? Not to mention, you are wrong. I’ll bet you 1 million internet points the they play at least 6 playoff games this year.

I don’t care about college basketball.

This comment should be framed and titled “2018".