You’ve got it wrong man. Mr. White was Reservoir Dogs.

I’m just going to give you a star for this comment to hopefully dig you out of the grays and let others see how tightly you clutch your pearls. 

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

I’m feeling really seen by this article. I wear thongs, exactly those seamless stretchy ones, exclusively. I love it. But I don’t share this with my lady friends because I am only friends with feminists (men and women, yes it’s a requirement) and some feminist women (if the men do, zzz) have STRONG FEELINGS about…

You probably shouldn’t share that tidbit about never having heard of USC. It’s very well-known (e.g. had best football program in country for years, multiple national championships, much to my displeasure - talk about corruption) and is probably in the top 25 schools in terms of academic rankings these days. It’s very…

He’s 51, the same age I was the day I was diagnosed colon cancer. I’m not boasting, but I handled my worst day slightly better than Steve-O up there.

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.

Counterpoint:
1) This team went 42-40 in the East.
2) They lost 4-1 to a 76ers team that was playing with its best player, Embiid, at maybe 75% health.
3) They have, if we’re being generous, 2 players who would start on a contending roster.
4) They are the Nets.

Seriously what is this article?

This is uhhh really bad. LeVert was the only player from the Nets that showed any real promise moving forward.

Imagine if more of them were literate!

Laura, you’re like, really going all-in on being the centrepiece of the next Dead Letters eh? Trump, Bills fans and Portnoy in one week? Yikes.

Yup, these are my victims. 

Surprising that a guy who abandoned a pregnant lady would come across as an asshole.

What were the odds that Randy Moss was going to become one of the most thoughtful and generally beloved NFL voices post retirement. 

I don’t think the Bears having been stupid and the Raiders having been stupid are mutually exclusive. Nor do I think “Well, we expected them to do this” is much of a response to “This was stupid.”

Lol you said"cowboys"

They have a world class symphony orchestra. That’s about the only thing they’ve got over Schenectady. 

On the flipside, the most amazing aquarium I’ve ever been to is Kaiyukan, an aquarium in Osaka. Instead of having lots of individual tanks, instead, it’s like 5 floors of like 3-4 humongeous, multi-story tanks with a huge variety of fish. The sheer amount of glass and the dept of the water, and the schools of fish…

Her name is Grimes, by the way.