That’s in South America, right? Where the caravan starts?

It’s like cow tipping, but soooooo much more sensual.

Nice try, robot. I’m onto you.

Don’t forget about all the airballs!

For anyone who doesn’t follow Buffon on Instagram:

Trust the (Impeachment) Process!

Mother would not approve.

Wizards fans, for one.

Hardcore Eagles and Flyers fans are some of the trashiest people in the area, with the worst from South Jersey and Delco. Don’t judge the city by these dickwads.

But did he use the hard ‘r’?

He probably ran into Big Ben on his way to the bathroom.

For fuck’s sake. Not everything is about the Celtics.

Pictured: Curry (left) and Durant.

He’s eating his fingers to make an inspirational ‘W,’ like all good leaders do.

SIXERS GOOD?! BURNEKO SMASH!

This doesn’t make any sense.

You referenced the knee and collarbone so many times that I had to take a break to collect myself.

Jeff Van Gundy?

But you have to use your mouth and create sounds to make that happen. I demand lazier.

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