Sorry To inform you Sean: You have been traded to the Jets

I will defend Brady everytime against accusations of cheating, which are BS.

Even as a Sixers fan who’s been very strongly Team Nokafor, it’s weird and surprising that he hasn’t been playing at all- that Toronto game was the only one Embiid has sat out so far. The best outcome has been a trade, and the best way to facilitate that is to have him play, and play well. But if the team is playing…

Does this mean we finally get that Kazaam sequel we’ve all been waiting for?!

That is ridiculous.

What airports are you going to where they play the national anthem? Wtf lol?

Me too. Why wouldn’t a dog hear or smell two guys eating snacks in a hole in the wall?

Bruh:

Fucked up thing is that Mussolini didn’t really have a problem with Jewish people. He actually refused to hand Italian Jews over to the Nazis until he was deposed and Germany occupied Northern Italy. The fans are worse than Mussolini!

The Bobs made up fake med school diplomas and the Sixers didn’t do enough research before hiring them.

Let’s not forget that Josh Jackson was a fucking asshole, that Kansas allowed him to be a fucking asshole, Bill Self enabled his fucking assholeishness, and thus he is likely still a fucking asshole.

It would appear they only manifest themselves when needed to take out an errant BMW driver.

This is the member of Pussy Riot that’s dating Dmitry Enteo, a far right activist: https://www.thedailybeast.com/shes-in-pussy-riot-hes-on-the-far-right-how-maria-alyokhina-and-dmitry-enteo-fell-in-love

She’s also a promoter of homeopathy and anti-vax. Having an advanced degree does not make you a source of wisdom.

God dammit, Dad, I told you you’re not allowed to post your jokes in public.

+101° in the shade

Yeah, but at least it’s a dry tweet.

That’s why they call him Beverley Crusher. 

Really it’s gonna be me with just shoes, a jersey, a hat, and a bat.