I was a relatively early fan of Schumer but girlfriend is not holding up to the scrutiny of fame. Own your shit or step away. This is embarrassing.

For literally five years now.

No, they didn’t. Get the story right. They didn’t boo Santa. They booed some drunk fan who was dressed as Santa. The Santa the Eagles hired got stuck in traffic. Management pulled the first Santa they saw in the stands. He was really skinny. This was in the middle of many bad season caused mostly by the cheapness of…

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Reading Terminal Market, best food place that tourists don’t go to

That’s a strange priority system. Since it’s all out of my control, my rooting interests are:

Kyrie Irving and LeBron James are number 1 picks.

Kevin Durant.

Correction my good man, at Sturgis it’s pronounced, “My Old Lady”.

Surely Deadspin neglecting to mention anything about Sixers fans collectively chanting in support of Hinkie’s tanking plan is just an oversight on their part.

I mean, we are? The majority of fans supported the rebuild– there were “Trust the Process” chants at the arena tonight, for fuck’s sake.

I’m confused. Why would they try and hide it? Put a camera on that shit and let the world see it.

Like how did no one notice the beard? It looks like Glenn Close’s pubes.

The real-life Frank Reynolds.

Just can’t have men that old wearing jerseys

Who is Paul? Is that Pau and Marc’s youngest brother?

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

That’s pretty much USA political discourse right there.

Yeah Teats!